My Molasses

I think I'd like to shift this weight off my chest
Soon as I figure out my right from my left
Don't make me smoke from the golden cigar
Don't make me go and wait in the car
I thought the party started quarter to nine
Soon after found out that I'd ruined the surprise
They all just stood there laughing loud as can be
Like sugar canes my face was melting
To molasses
To molasses
You can call
To molasses
Sometimes I wanna trade this brain for a new
And picking memories along with the view
Please don't mistake this for a hell of a time
Hold back my tears so I don't spoil your wine
I thought the party started quarter to nine
Felt like an idiot for ruining the night
They all stood stinking from the salt in their sea
Like sugar canes my face was melting
To molasses
To molasses
You can call
To molasses
Yes you can melt me
Then you can swallow
I'll slowly creep down your throat and turn
My my my my molasses
My my my my molasses
My my my my molasses
You can call
My my my my molasses
My my my my molasses
My my my my molasses