My Boyfriend Is Gay

It happened on a Monday
事情发生在周一
It was my baby's birthday
那是我宝贝的生日
I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat
我想给他一个应得的惊喜
He said he'd be late working
他说他要工作到很晚
He'd call me when he's leaving
出发的时候会打电话给我
Off I went to get him something
我出去给他买礼物
Ain't I just too sweet
我是不是很体贴啊
So I cruised downtown to Armani
然后我到了阿玛尼
To find him something trendy
给他买了新款的衣服
And realized that my jimmy Choos were killing me
然后我发现我的鞋子磨破了脚
So I text the girls from my car
我回到车里给闺蜜打了个电话
Meet me at Eleven Bar
约好在11酒吧见
We made quite an entrance
我们安静的走进去
That's when I got punked
然后我发现我被耍了
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
I know it sounds cliché
我知道这听起来很老套
That everybody saw right through this guy but me
每个人都能看出他是同性恋而我没有
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
Should've known by the way
我应该早就知道吧
He tivoed every episode of RHOC
他录下了《RHOC》的每一集
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy
他真的是一个很好的人 但是我看到他跟另一个男人在一起
His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
他最喜欢的颜色是绿色 他总是用吸管喝巧克力酒
I didn't really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy
我并不是在跟踪他 但我看到他跟另一个男人在一起
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw
你从不知道 在看言情剧的时候他哭的比我还厉害
(say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
说吧 啦啦啦啦啦啦
Fast forward to next Friday
后面那个星期五
It's not like I've been crying
我没有一直在哭
Deep down I think I must have knew it all along
内心深处我想我也许已经知道了
Maybe it was his Cher playlist
也许是因为他听雪儿的歌
Or his craving to be A-list
也许他万事都要最好的
Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)
也许他知道布兰妮每首歌的歌词 (哦宝贝,宝贝)
Perhaps it was that poodle
也许是那只贵宾犬
Or those cheese filled strudels
或者是那些水果起司
He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand
他习惯在卡布奇诺里挖洞吃
Well I must have just been kidding
我一定是被耍了
Myself into thinking
让我相信
I was more than him experimenting
我不止是他的试验品
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
I know it sounds cliché
我知道这听起来很老套
That everybody saw right through this guy but me
每个人都能看出他是同性恋而我没有
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
Should've known by the way
我应该早就知道吧
He tivoed every episode of RHOC
RHCO的每一集他都看
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy
他真的是一个很好的人 但是我看到他跟另一个男人在一起
His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
他最喜欢的颜色是绿色 他总是用吸管喝巧克力酒
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw
你从不知道 在看言情剧的时候他哭的比我还厉害
I didn't really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy
我并不是在跟踪他 但我看到他跟另一个男人在一起
(say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
说吧 啦啦啦啦啦啦
Well, It happened on a Monday
事情发生在周一
No it wasn't such a fun day
不 这不是欢乐的一天
When I finally realized what I always knew
My boyfriend is gay
当我终于确认我的预感
His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw
他最喜欢的颜色是绿色 他总是用吸管喝巧克力酒
My boyfriend is gay
我的男朋友是同性恋
You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw
你从不知道 在看言情剧的时候他哭的比我还厉害
(say) la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
说吧 啦啦啦啦啦啦